"That was less bad than it could have been."—Ian
"It's not really a rotary, just a bad place for a monument."—Joe
"Where are we, and why?"—Shag
"Who's playing the radio up there? Must be Hamish."—Steve R., upon hearing the song "Let's Hear it for the Boys"
"We have all the social dynamics of a 4th grade field trip."—Shag
"The extra hop isn't in the dance, it's an individual idiosyncraticism."—Tom
"Pathetic."–Tom
"He plays bodhran just like an Italian grating cheese."—Tim (of Frank)
"You're the only person I know who switched feet and was still on the wrong foot."—Frank (to Steve D.)
"It's open, I'll drink it."—David
"Let's just do it. It's the same dance, you're just a different number.—Joe
"Maybe a beer will help."—Frank
"Pathetic."—Colin
"Don't forget, it's supposed to look good."—Tom
"That looked like a morris dance pretty much."—Tom
"I've seen daycare centers that are more organized than this."—Shag
"And the hucklebacks are supposed to look cool, not stupid."—Tom
"Really, if you've seen one morris dance... you've seen one too many."—Laura
"I'm sweaty just watching you guys. It's painful. More painful than usual."—Lynne
"If you do it enough times, you're bound to get it right once."—Tom
"These corner dances just go on forever."—Lynne
"It makes up for being too long by being boring."—Tom
"That's about it for today's legs."—David
"I don't need to do this, but I will."—Joe
"Who's "we" in this sentence?"—Joe
"If you can't dance, drink."—Tom
"Try clashing with the music."—Tom
"It was like something I've never seen before."—Tom
"How did I get here?"—Doug
"How does it even start? It's just like, uh, that other one."—Doug
"OK, but it's gonna be wrong."—Bill
"You can pretty much make up a jig as you go along, because no one's going to do it differently."—Lynne
"It does look a little better than it did. I mean, it looks like it's got potential."—Tom
"It's amazing how good it looks when we all kind of do the same thing."—Tom
"It's such a relative term, 'late'..."—Mike H.
"Oh, this is that one that's endless."—Lynne
"I'm going to watch us dance."—Steve
"I'm going to pass out."—Ray
"By the time Jamie gets here, we won't be able to recognize him because we will have had lunch."—Steve R.
"What foot is this?"—Doug
"That looks like my beer! Is that my beer? Anybody seen my beer?"—Mike H.
"How did this beer get in front of me?"—Mike H.
"There were times at practice when we were dancing really well. I remember being surprised."—Tom
"Why don't we appoint a committee?"—Shag
"There's no hope but to have a committee."—Tom
"Where's the guacomole?"—Tim
"It's only for people who know how to pronounce it."—Doug
"I don't want to start this so early that we lose the sense of crisis in November."—Bill
"I don't remember this dance. I'll do it."—Dan
"Is what we did what we do?"—Doug
"When you lead with your hand, the stick naturally stays up."—Shag
"Boy, that hurts the left knee."—Doug
"It's better than you think it is, but it still needs work."—Bill
"Gravity always wins."—Dan
"Oh, shit."—Bill
"That's my line."—Doug
"I find Doug's peculiar galley quite interesting, actually."—Tom
"I never really learned this dance."—Peter
"Ring O'Bells, two sticks, you're in."—Joe
"The music is your only hope of staying together."—Tom
"Can you hand me something wet with an open top?"—Tim
"We'll be dancing three weekends in a row. It's almost like being a morris team."—Tom
"It's unclear who's keeping track of all this stuff."—Steve R.
"You guys should carry me around on a litter with a sign that says, 'Don't let this happen to you.'"—Bill
"There's a secret to all landing at the same time: music. Listen to the music."—Tom
"We've gotten this occasionally, and when we do it looks fabulous."—Dave C.
"Can we please change everything so I can relearn it all?"—Jerry
"It's official, ignore Frank."—Dave O.
"I will defer to the book in this case."—Shag
"That so got progressively worse."—Adam
"What are the figurey things again?"—Jerry
"I don't think it should feel relaxed."—Joe
"Whatever you feel you're about to do, just do the opposite."—Tom
"It's almost two steps past perfect halfwayness."—Dave C.
"Well, that was a good walk-through, maybe next time you'll dance it."—Joe
"It's like a dog seeing how high up the hydrant he can pee."—Frank
"What am I, the sword bitch?"—Adam
"We're supposed to land on the beat, correct?"—Jerry
"There's an advantage to dancing with the music: you're also all together."—Tom
"We'll screw it up. Let's do it."—Joe
"You have no idea how ridiculous I can look."—Jerry
"What are these 'lines' of which you speak?"—David C.
"Now the Lichfield expert is here, and I will tell you."—Shag
"It's the music's fault."—Tom
"But I live in the moment."—Bill
"Don't dance like my brother!"—Jerry
"If we keep practicing, we won't know it at all."—Jeremy
"Every spring, we seem to wind up doing this."—Joe
"Note to self: Pinewoods plus high-tops equals not so much."—Sam
"Behind every successful man there stands an astonished mother-in-law."—Ed Mason
"It's not really a rotary, just a bad place for a monument."—Joe
"Where are we, and why?"—Shag
"Who's playing the radio up there? Must be Hamish."—Steve R., upon hearing the song "Let's Hear it for the Boys"
"We have all the social dynamics of a 4th grade field trip."—Shag
"The extra hop isn't in the dance, it's an individual idiosyncraticism."—Tom
"Pathetic."–Tom
"He plays bodhran just like an Italian grating cheese."—Tim (of Frank)
"You're the only person I know who switched feet and was still on the wrong foot."—Frank (to Steve D.)
"It's open, I'll drink it."—David
"Let's just do it. It's the same dance, you're just a different number.—Joe
"Maybe a beer will help."—Frank
"Pathetic."—Colin
"Don't forget, it's supposed to look good."—Tom
"That looked like a morris dance pretty much."—Tom
"I've seen daycare centers that are more organized than this."—Shag
"And the hucklebacks are supposed to look cool, not stupid."—Tom
"Really, if you've seen one morris dance... you've seen one too many."—Laura
"I'm sweaty just watching you guys. It's painful. More painful than usual."—Lynne
"If you do it enough times, you're bound to get it right once."—Tom
"These corner dances just go on forever."—Lynne
"It makes up for being too long by being boring."—Tom
"That's about it for today's legs."—David
"I don't need to do this, but I will."—Joe
"Who's "we" in this sentence?"—Joe
"If you can't dance, drink."—Tom
"Try clashing with the music."—Tom
"It was like something I've never seen before."—Tom
"How did I get here?"—Doug
"How does it even start? It's just like, uh, that other one."—Doug
"OK, but it's gonna be wrong."—Bill
"You can pretty much make up a jig as you go along, because no one's going to do it differently."—Lynne
"It does look a little better than it did. I mean, it looks like it's got potential."—Tom
"It's amazing how good it looks when we all kind of do the same thing."—Tom
"It's such a relative term, 'late'..."—Mike H.
"Oh, this is that one that's endless."—Lynne
"I'm going to watch us dance."—Steve
"I'm going to pass out."—Ray
"By the time Jamie gets here, we won't be able to recognize him because we will have had lunch."—Steve R.
"What foot is this?"—Doug
"That looks like my beer! Is that my beer? Anybody seen my beer?"—Mike H.
"How did this beer get in front of me?"—Mike H.
"There were times at practice when we were dancing really well. I remember being surprised."—Tom
"Why don't we appoint a committee?"—Shag
"There's no hope but to have a committee."—Tom
"Where's the guacomole?"—Tim
"It's only for people who know how to pronounce it."—Doug
"I don't want to start this so early that we lose the sense of crisis in November."—Bill
"I don't remember this dance. I'll do it."—Dan
"Is what we did what we do?"—Doug
"When you lead with your hand, the stick naturally stays up."—Shag
"Boy, that hurts the left knee."—Doug
"It's better than you think it is, but it still needs work."—Bill
"Gravity always wins."—Dan
"Oh, shit."—Bill
"That's my line."—Doug
"I find Doug's peculiar galley quite interesting, actually."—Tom
"I never really learned this dance."—Peter
"Ring O'Bells, two sticks, you're in."—Joe
"The music is your only hope of staying together."—Tom
"Can you hand me something wet with an open top?"—Tim
"We'll be dancing three weekends in a row. It's almost like being a morris team."—Tom
"It's unclear who's keeping track of all this stuff."—Steve R.
"You guys should carry me around on a litter with a sign that says, 'Don't let this happen to you.'"—Bill
"There's a secret to all landing at the same time: music. Listen to the music."—Tom
"We've gotten this occasionally, and when we do it looks fabulous."—Dave C.
"Can we please change everything so I can relearn it all?"—Jerry
"It's official, ignore Frank."—Dave O.
"I will defer to the book in this case."—Shag
"That so got progressively worse."—Adam
"What are the figurey things again?"—Jerry
"I don't think it should feel relaxed."—Joe
"Whatever you feel you're about to do, just do the opposite."—Tom
"It's almost two steps past perfect halfwayness."—Dave C.
"Well, that was a good walk-through, maybe next time you'll dance it."—Joe
"It's like a dog seeing how high up the hydrant he can pee."—Frank
"What am I, the sword bitch?"—Adam
"We're supposed to land on the beat, correct?"—Jerry
"There's an advantage to dancing with the music: you're also all together."—Tom
"We'll screw it up. Let's do it."—Joe
"You have no idea how ridiculous I can look."—Jerry
"What are these 'lines' of which you speak?"—David C.
"Now the Lichfield expert is here, and I will tell you."—Shag
"It's the music's fault."—Tom
"But I live in the moment."—Bill
"Don't dance like my brother!"—Jerry
"If we keep practicing, we won't know it at all."—Jeremy
"Every spring, we seem to wind up doing this."—Joe
"Note to self: Pinewoods plus high-tops equals not so much."—Sam
"Behind every successful man there stands an astonished mother-in-law."—Ed Mason